I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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