: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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