Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
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Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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