Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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