bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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