remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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