Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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