I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Shame is for Republicans.
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