trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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