Do vagina's smell?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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