why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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