Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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