But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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