I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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