STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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