he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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