This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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