Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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