The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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