why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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