Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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