just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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