omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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