Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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