So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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