I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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