I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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