"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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