Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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