sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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