I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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