I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Your penis caused this!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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