just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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