I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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