Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
you inspire me to be a worse person
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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