: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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