Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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