my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
