i just google imaged poop.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Randomize
