UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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