Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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