Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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