I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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