I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
