cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
