the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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