We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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