maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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