ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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