He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I can feel your judgement through the phone
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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