"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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