matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I stole a fireplace last night.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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