Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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