Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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