What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just had sex on a roof
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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